‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin’ ‘Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin’ down his chin Was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care, And therefore there was a foul [...]

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I’m pink, therefore I’m SPAM. I poke badgers with spoons. Be alert. The world needs more lerts. Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you! Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered. I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian! Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T [...]

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Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners? So men can understand them! Similar JokesQ and AQ & A Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What…Some Blonde Jokes Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday! Q: [...]

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