‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin’ ‘Cept a redneck named Taylor.
His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin’ down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.
His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was a foul stench in the air.
That Bubba [...]

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I’m pink, therefore I’m SPAM.
I poke badgers with spoons.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.
I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T DRINK AND DERIVE!
Kids in the [...]

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Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?
So men can understand them!
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How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.

What do you call 20 [...]

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