Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a [...]

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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum.”It’s actually a logical extension of our planned growth”, said Microsoft [...]

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Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, “Don’t you know I’m Polish?””Oh, I’m sorry,” the blonde apologizes, “do you want me to start over and talk slower?”
Similar JokesWarning SignsWarning Signs of Insanity for Programmers.

1. You stay up all night coding only [...]

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