A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “What was the name of [...]

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There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line “Free Money,” DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic waste disposal INCINERATOR.
Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO [...]

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Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her all the seats that are going t
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If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground, here are some facts which you are going …London BusA blonde, a red head and a brunette board [...]

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