A priest, a rabbi, and Mark Bookspan walked into a bar, but the bartender threw Mark out because he was causing a scene. Similar JokesStrange Cemetery NoiseA fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery,…Bad islandThere was a plane crash on this unknown island and [...]

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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks!” [...]

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An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnite, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. “So, what is it?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Garber has just died” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.” Replied the governor: “Well, [...]

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