One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers. As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars [...]

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A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.” Kenny replied, “Well then, just give [...]

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A man visits his doctor complaining of uncontrollable flatulence. The doctor tells him to undress, then leaves the room. Moments later he returns carrying a long pole with a hook on the end. “My God!” says the man, in terror. “What are you going to do with that?” “I’m going to open a window,” cracks [...]

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