After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?”
The father (never [...]
Family Inheritance
Naming Viagra
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetamophen,
Aleve is naproxen,
Amoxil is amoxicillin,
advil is abuprofen, and so on.
The FDA have been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and has announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were:
mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin,
mydixarizin,
mydixadud,
dixafix
and of course,
ibepokin.
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Jailbreak
Three women escaped from prison.
One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later [...]
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