A Scotsman walks into a pub and orders three double whiskies. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the barman, eventually finishing the other two. Next day he comes in and does the same. This goes on for a few days until the barman finally says: “You know, I can put all those doubles [...]

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Little ten-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f*cking the cow!” Uncle John is highly embarrassed by his [...]

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