After the big Super Bowl party, Doug figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed. “Alright honey,” he says, “Give me a play you want me to run.” “How about foreplay?” his wife replies. “What’s the foreplay?” says Doug. “You know,” the [...]

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Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She thinks she’s getting her picture taken. Similar JokesBlonde Lightning StormQ: Why do blondes smile when there’s lightning?A: Because they think they’re getting their picture t…Lightning Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She thinks she’s getting her picture taken. Lightning just struckAs Bill was approaching mid-life, physically [...]

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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.” [...]

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