A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes [...]

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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.”What’s going on?” she yells out the window.”Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.Within five minutes, however, it stops again.The woman sees the same conductor walk again.She [...]

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Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked. Similar JokesA tourist walked into a petA tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, anot…Two men walked into a barTwo men walked into a bar. You would think [...]

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