http://www.myjokez.com Jokes, funny pictures, free cartoons, humor, fun pages, and more at myjokez.com! Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:46:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.""That's perfectly all right," ... http://www.myjokez.com/8776/blind-bunny-meet-blind-snake-2/ A professor starts giving a lecture on medicine by saying: Here is an ovum, infected with siphylis.Students: Professor, it's a pie! He searches his bag, takes out another sample and says again: Ok, here is the ovum, infected with siphylis.Students: Professor, it is another pie!Professor: Good gracious, what have I ... http://www.myjokez.com/8775/medicine/ An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, ... http://www.myjokez.com/8774/airline-captain/ The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of ... http://www.myjokez.com/8773/lemon-squeeze/ What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches? An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo! http://www.myjokez.com/8772/a-ton-of-pinching/ A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment. "Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case." http://www.myjokez.com/8771/blind-justice/ Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my ... http://www.myjokez.com/8770/telling-off-the-dean-2/ A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've ... http://www.myjokez.com/8769/blonde-kidnapper-2/ A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ??why did you have to bring the pig in with you?'' Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.'' And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking ... http://www.myjokez.com/8768/pig-in-a-bar/ I decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, ''Ribbit. Nine iron.'' That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I ... http://www.myjokez.com/8767/lucky-frog/