A Scotsman walks into a pub and orders three double whiskies. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the barman, eventually finishing the other two.
Next day he comes in and does the same. This goes on for a few days until the barman finally says: “You know, I can put all those doubles in [...]

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One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until [...]

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A depressed-looking regular enters a bar and orders a Coke. The bartender asks why he doesn’t want his usual shot of whiskey.
“I quit drinking,” the man replies. “Last night I blew chunks.”
“What’s so horrible about that?” the bartender asks. “Everyone gets sick once in a while after a long night of drinking.”
“No, no,” the man [...]

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