A Scotsman walks into a pub and orders three double whiskies. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the barman, eventually finishing the other two.
Next day he comes in and does the same. This goes on for a few days until the barman finally says: “You know, I can put all those doubles in [...]

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Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity.
Well it wasn’t long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love though, Bert noticed that Flo’s toes [...]

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The bartender smiles as the grasshopper sits down. The grasshopper orders a drink, and the bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you.””Oh really? You mean you have a drink named Steve?”
Similar JokesA grasshopperA grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender laughs and says, “Hey, we have a drink named after…Here’s Your [...]

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