One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, “Who said that?!”
Once again he heard the same thing, “Jesus is watching you!”
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what [...]

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Little ten-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy farm owner.
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f*cking the cow!”
Uncle John is highly embarrassed by his nephew’s language [...]

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A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.”
Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my [...]

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