Ever wondered what heaven looks like ?
Bill Gates died and, much to everyone’s surprise, went to Heaven. When he got there, he had to wait in the reception area.
Heaven’s reception area was the size of Massachusetts. There were literally millions of people milling about, living in tents with nothing to do all day. Food and [...]

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To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.
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…10 LAWS OF COMPUTING1. When computing, whatever [...]

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There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line “Free Money,” DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic waste disposal INCINERATOR.
Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO [...]

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