A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?”Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.””That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?”Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a mailman.””Thank you, Amie,” [...]

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A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father’s firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office, and said, [...]

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Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can. Similar JokesLawyers Stinkin’ Up the PlaceWhy do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage…How many lawyers…”How many can you afford?” It only takes one to [...]

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