THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES 1. Word processors never display a cursor. 2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. 3. Movie characters never make typing mistakes. 4. All monitors display inch-high letters. 5. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA or some such governmental institution, will [...]
A pilot was flying a small
Published in June 11th, 2009
Posted by sahil in Computer Jokes
A pilot was flying a small charter plane There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. He began circling around looking for [...]
Floppy disk care
Published in June 5th, 2009
Posted by sahil in Computer Jokes
By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. 1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders. 2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a [...]
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