A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson [...]

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A drunk goes into a bar. He is very, very drunk - can hardly stand up. He slurs his way up to the bar and says:
“Hey, bartender! Gimme a martini!”
“No, no,” says the bartender. “You’ve had too much already.”
The drunk spies a dart board behind the bar.
“Tell you what,” he says. “If I can throw [...]

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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced “a typical Texas baby” weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, “Aren’t you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at [...]

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