Statistics show that computer programmers under 30 name most programs after their girlfriends; between 30 and 50, after their favorite alcoholic beverages; and above 50, with the names of diseases. Similar JokesHumor about AgeOLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip OLD PRINTERS never die, they’re just not …Business one-liners 31Real programmers don’t [...]

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A gamer watches a triller: there is a woman walking in a dark street. Suddenly troublesome music starts to play. The atmosphere becomes tense… Excited, the gamer screams to the woman on the screen: “Save now, stupid!” Similar JokesPit Bull A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual [...]

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“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power [...]

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