No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are [...]

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A tourist was browsing around a pet shop when a customer came in and said: “Have you got a C monkey?” The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a large cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. Fitting a collar and leash to the monkey, he told the customer: “That will [...]

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whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes… Similar JokesWhats dumb?Whats dumb? directions on toliet paper. Whats dumber? reading them. Whats dumber than that? reading …WHATS?whats white and if fell from a tree would kill ya? A.a fridge ….whats better?Whats better than a rose on [...]

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