Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m “sooo” drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of [...]

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and took a seat next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man said,”What’s the matter old fart, never done anything wild [...]

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is [...]

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