Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A: “I’m “sooo” drunk!” Q: [...]

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and took a seat next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man said,”What’s the matter old fart, never done anything wild [...]

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. Q: How can you tell [...]

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