These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: How old is your son-the one living with you. [...]

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Having drunk too much, a lawyer was involved in a car crash on his way home from a bar when he rear-ended the car in front at traffic lights. In his most pompous manner, he got out of the car, marched over to the innocent driver and sneered: “Boy, are you in trouble! I’m a [...]

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A lady customer in a Post Office was puzzled to see a man spraying scent on a huge pile of Valentine’s envelopes before posting them. “What are you doing?” she asked. He replied: “I’m sending out a thousand Valentine’s cards signed ‘Guess who?’” “Why do you want to do that?” she queried. “It’s simple,” he [...]

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