An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and took a seat next to him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man said,”What’s the matter old fart, never done anything wild [...]

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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some [...]

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Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”
Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him.”
The next day, they’re all standing in front of the Pope, Dopey [...]

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