How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving. Similar JokesThe Lawyer and the RoadkillQ: What’s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?…Question and answer jokesQ: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t [...]

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An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnite, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. “So, what is it?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Garber has just died” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.” Replied the governor: “Well, [...]

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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except one lawyer [...]

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